someone you cherish, like prinnies cherish sardines!

I’m uppity from waiting for the photos from my latest photo shoot

I’m uppity from waiting for the photos from my latest photo shoot

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I feel like I posted this already… I thought it was cool as balls

Or take triple your Valium dose… Both seem valid

Dear tumblr, the best cure for a sad night is a long shower where you say fuck you to everyone who tries to get in while you stand there and cry like a bitch for an hour, then put lotion on your whole body so your soft and enjoyable. Then have your boyfriend come upstairs and confess his undying love to you for an hour. If your still depressed your not doing it right. If any of these options are unavailable I suggest depressing as fuck music. Works every time. Good night tumblr, sweet dreams. Hahahaha~

Fuck you tumblr

I intended to go to bed an hour ago. You have provided nothing valuable, and instead plagued me with awful porn. Goodnight you massive troll.

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Fallen angel looking for heaven <3